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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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