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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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