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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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