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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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