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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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