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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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