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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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