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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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