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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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