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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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