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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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