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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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