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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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