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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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