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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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