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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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