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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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