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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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