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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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