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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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