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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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