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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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