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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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