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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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