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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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