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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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