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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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