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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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