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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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