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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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