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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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