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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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