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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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