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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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