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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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