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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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