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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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