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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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