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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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