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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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