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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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