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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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