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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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