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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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