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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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