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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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