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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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