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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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