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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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