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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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