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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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