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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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