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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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