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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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